farking jokes of the day...
Mr Supervisor: Syafiq!! Have u finish ur project report??
Me: im doing...
MR Supervisor: I need at least 50 pages....
Me: No worries sir, i already finish 8 pages.... kuang kuang kuang.....
damn i farking not going to finish my project report.... and im listening to blink 182, greenday, mxpx..... all those explicits words like farking, sucks, shits, lesbians, gay, dicks, sex, are like a norm vocabulary.... hehehehe.... who cares right........ i need to work tommorow in the morning.... oh yah.... last two days, i got a 2 DAYS MC............ doctor is farking kind and she knows i dont want to go to school to meet those bloody bastards.... but who cares again right..... my supervisor shit and pee in his pants cos he just so worried that i cant finish my project in time...... and my lecturer rocks..... he's trying his very best to help me get a dinstinction from the bottom.... hehehehe.... cool rit... anyway, i gotta farking close my eyes now..... to my lecturer, work ur ass up.... to my supevisor, eat shit and die!!!! oi farkers..... go to sleep!!!! im already farking sleep!!! cheers~
Mr Supervisor: Syafiq!! Have u finish ur project report??
Me: im doing...
MR Supervisor: I need at least 50 pages....
Me: No worries sir, i already finish 8 pages.... kuang kuang kuang.....
damn i farking not going to finish my project report.... and im listening to blink 182, greenday, mxpx..... all those explicits words like farking, sucks, shits, lesbians, gay, dicks, sex, are like a norm vocabulary.... hehehehe.... who cares right........ i need to work tommorow in the morning.... oh yah.... last two days, i got a 2 DAYS MC............ doctor is farking kind and she knows i dont want to go to school to meet those bloody bastards.... but who cares again right..... my supervisor shit and pee in his pants cos he just so worried that i cant finish my project in time...... and my lecturer rocks..... he's trying his very best to help me get a dinstinction from the bottom.... hehehehe.... cool rit... anyway, i gotta farking close my eyes now..... to my lecturer, work ur ass up.... to my supevisor, eat shit and die!!!! oi farkers..... go to sleep!!!! im already farking sleep!!! cheers~
