If TodAe is 31sT, YeStErdaY iS wAt DaTe ArH?????? HhMmm...... ToDae VerY tHe tiReD..... ThEn I Go To SleEP..... SLeeP SleEp SleEP AnD My muM WakE mE up, "SYAFIQ MAGHRIB BANGUN!!!!!!!!!"...... ThEn I No ChoIcE...... WakE uP AnD wAkE Up........ tHen Go TakE SHoWeR......... AfTeR tAKe ShoWeR, I Go LoG iN..... I uPloAd My PiCtuRes frOM mY CamERa......GoT maNy ManY PiCtuRe..... MUsT WaiT fO piCtuRe To UpLoAd VerY ThE loNg.... ThEn My PiCtUrE UpLoAd OreADi, I SeE SeE..... I maNy MAnY ThE lAugH...... My FamIlY ThiNk I VerY ThE SiAo...... I LauGh LAugH AloNe... ThEN GoT ThiS gIrL, FiLzAh, ShE AbiT VerY ThE seriOuS....... ShE BeComE mY LeaDeR FoR DuNNo WaT DeBaTe...... ShE GoT LoG iN...... ThEn TALk CoCK wIth HeR WhiLe i Go UpDaTe ThiS StooPiD MsG......... ThEN i Go See NeWs........ WaH..... My FacE InsIdE NewS ARh.... LikE suPer thE sTaR, supeRsTaR..... VerY ThE fAmouS AMoS LaH.... WaH OnE DaE i BeComE likE Mr GoH cHocK TonG..... BuT ArH..... I See MySelF VerY ThE sLeePy...... I noW OssO VerY ThE SleePy.... SO I WanT TO slEEp SLeeP SLeeP lAH..... BuByE.........

TodAe ThE 27th.......... 27th MAY 2004.......... WaH!! I wAkE uP SO VerY ThE eArLy tODaE....... I wAKe Up 9:30.... ThEn I GOt CaLL LatiP...... I wANt TO gO QueeNsWaY....... He SaY LaTeR AftErnOOn We Go QuEEnsWaE.... ThEN I GO tAKE ShOweR....... In ShoWer I GoT SinG SinG VerY The LouD...... I SINg, "i DOnT WannA ThiNK AbouT YOu, ThiNK AboUt Me".......... I VerY The HooK WiTh ThAt SonG......... ThEn FiNiSh SHoWeR thEn I gO BanK....... I RomPAk BaNk..... ThEn GoT thiS MAT InDoN Who iS likE a GaY AKA faGGoT, ShouT," PERAMPOK, PERAMPOK".....

TodAE is 26th................. I wAKe UP 11am....... VerY ThE EaRlY........... ThEn I See My LaPtOP, I PraY PRaY WiTh My LaPtOp....... ThEN I gO sUrF InTeRnET.... ThEN I SlEEp AgAiN...... ThEn EPiE CaLL Me....... AsK mE tO ORdEr WooDy FoR hIm...... ThEn I AsK HiM He GoT GO OuT TODaE OR NoT....... ThEN He saY GOt GO JaMMinG...... ThEN I sAY I WanT TO FoLLoW.... ThEn He SaY No ProBlEm.....ThEn AfTeR ThAt MaHaDhIr CaLL mE..... He SaY My GaJi OreAdi ComE....... ThEn I MeeT HiM...... He GO bAck WiTh Me TAkE moToR......... ThEn AfTeR ThAt GO KaP..... I MeeT LAtIP........ ThEN wE mEEt KiN....... ThEN We WaNt tO BoRRoW VCD BuT GOt HiS SuPeRviSoR......ThEn I gO jAmmInG...... JaMMinG WiTH RafIq, FaDiL, EPiE, LaTIP AnD I OssO....... We JaM UnTiL 9:30..... BuT HaLfwaY I PiCK My SiSteR At MacPherSoN........ vEry VerY ThE fAr.......... thEN i ConTinuE JaM......... ThEn We ToGeThEr GathER gO AL-AmeeN EaT RotI JOhNEt ChEEsE!!! We LePaKs unTiL 10:30...... ThEn We bRaM...... BRaMBuS aRh........ aPerLAgi.......

TodAe DaTe iS 25th....... YeSteRdaE is 24Th....... ToMMoRoW iS 26th....... So TodaE iS 25tH.... WaH..... ToDaE sO vERy ThE PEnAt....... PenAt SitTinG At HomE........ WhoLe DaE WaTcH Tv...... PRaY InTerNeT.......... I VerY ThE SaD OssO....... I vErY SaD See My MOtOr NEVeR MoVe......... He SiT tHeRe MAnY ManY DaY......... I VerY SaD He SiT ThEre..... LuCkilY I gOT bUy CovEr fOr HiM......... NoW Got SuN I NO MoRe WorrY...... GoT RaiN No MorE wOrrY OssO............ GoT CoVer OlEadi.......... WaTeRProOf SomeMoRe.......... OkLaH...... ThAt'S aLL FoR tODaE....... TeLL ThAt PiNNocHiO ArH, DonT WeAr ThoNgS........ KHeKHeKHeKHe..........

WaH.... ToDaE VeRy So SiaN ArH....... I GO tOrN At FAdHiL PlAcE..... VeRy ThE TirEd............ I JuSt nOW SlEEp At 3 aM....... VerY The LaTe.......... THEn I Go BaCk I gO CaLL My MuM....... ShE aSk Me GO MarKeT....... ThEn I GO TakE sHoWeR.......... WaH..... ShoWEr VeRy ThE CoLd....... BeFoRe Go MarkEt I GO PoriSh MotOr....... PorIsH PoRiSH uNtIL ShInnInG.......... VerY VerY THe NiCe....... ThEn AfTeR I PoriSh MoTor....... I Go MarKeT AfTeR I PorIsH mOtOr....... On ThE wAy go MarKet, WaH.... VeRy VerY HeAvY RaiN........ My HeArT Very ThE PaiN........ I JuSt PorisH mY MoToR ThEn raiN...... I ReaCh MarKeT ThEn RaiN StoP....... thEn I gO BuY BuY AyAm AnD DaGing anD vEgEtAblE.... wAh.... goT maNy The MaKchIckS AnD PakChiCkS....... BuT nO cHiCkS..... ThEn i Go BaCk, i Go SuRf IntErNeT............ ThEn Go UpDaTe BloG....... ThEn WanT tO Go ApiS BLoCk....... WaNt TO gO aPiS BloCk OreaDi........ Bye ByE....... tRaNg traNg TrAnG TrAnG TrAnG TraaaaaaaaaNNNNNNggggggggggg..........

ToDaE, 15th thE mAy....... ToDaE vErY GooD..... ManY mAnY FuN...... I gO PiCnIC WiTh My BonKeRs AnD AlSO TheiR giRLfrEn..... MY SiStER AlSo GoT Go......... EpAi AnD RafIq AlSo GoT GO......... ManY ManY PeoPle we PicNiC......... I yeSteRdaE SlEep In My SedAra HouSe....... veRy tirEd YesTeRdaE...... I gOt GO plAy SepaKtaKraW........... ThEN I gO My SedArA HouSe At 2:30am...... VerY The LAtE....... I AlSo VerY sLeepY AlreAdy....... He AsK mE tO wAtCh ViDeO bUt I OnlY WaTcH FirSt DiSc...... ThEn SeConD disC i SlEEp SLeeP....... MY SedAra ThoUgHT i StiLL WaTcHinG....... hE GoT TalK TaLk..... DuNNo WhAt CoCk He TalK...... I SLeePinG oReaDi........ He TaLk TaLk AloNe......tHeN I WaNted To HelP hIm CooK NaSi GoRenG..... We WanT tO wakE Up aT 7:30am go CooK..... BuT wE HaPPy HaPPy SlEEp unTiL 10:30am..... Wah SO siAn ArH......... We GoT RuSh RuSh........ MY SedArA sTiLL HaVen'T cooK RiCe..... He KanConG OreADi....... BuT i StiLL RelAxinG......... i No MooD To HelP mY SedArA...... So I DonT helP....... I oNlY HelP hIm FinIsH Mee siAm HiS mUm GoT CooK.... VerY ThE niCe AnD aLso HoT...... LuCkily hiS HouSe GoT wAtER..... If NoT diE AlrEadiE......ThEn i gO tAkE ShoWeR..... AfTeR i TaKe ShoWeR I Go MeeT ApIs At 11:30am.... MeeT HiM At EssO BuKiT PanJanG........ I ComE AbiT LatE........ ThEn We Go OrChArD....... We Go BuY MaGaZiNe... ApiS BuY MAgAzinE ScooTeR.... I LenD HiS moNeY GO BuY Hot StuFF maGaZinE..... ThEn We gO To EaSt CoaSt strAight......... We AbiT goT lOst At MaRine PaRaDe....... I Go WroNg ExIt....... ApiS ScooTeR kEna hiT bY CaR...... LuCkiLy hE nEvER FaLL.....ThEn I WaiT FoR HiM Go MakE u-TurN....... ThEn Go PaRk BiKe AnD pRoCeeD To 7-11...... 7-11 GoT manY peOplE...... ManY mAny PeoPle GoT LooK At uS........ ThEn We go FinD PlaCe TO PiCniC......... GoT mAnY PeoPle PuT tEnt......... BuT ThErE noT So ManY PeoPlE pIcNiC........... I anD ApIs Go PuT tiKaR FiRsT...... ThEy Come VerY LonG.... So I aNd HaPiS Go SLeeP SLeeP FiRsT...... FeW MinuTes, ThEY ArrIveD....... HapIs GoT ThRoW SLiPPer At RaFiQ........ Wah!!!! RafiQ VerY tHe SocK ArH!!!!! ThEn AfTeR ThEy All ArriVe, EpIe ComE......... ThEn BehInD EPiE gOT NiZam ANd HiS MiSSy......... WaLLan.... So ROmAntIC ArH....... I VErY THE JeALouS........ NeVerMinD, LAtEr i Go FinD OnE......... We aLL GO EaT fiRST......... We EaT NAsi GorEnG........ NasI gOReNg VerY niCe...... wE AlSO GOt DrInk 7-uP IcE........... wE EaT EaT FuLL OReAdi ThEn We PrAy PrAy.......We PraY PRaY VerY LonG........ ThEn AFtER A wHilE i PRaY pRaY........ ShAz anD mY SiSteR ComE..........ThEy ALL EaT AnD TaLk CoCk wiTh NiZam MissY WhiLe We ConTinuE PRaY PRaY.......... i GoT gO sKim...... WaH VErY NiCE aRH........... I vErY THe PRoFessIoNaL.......... ThEn, ThE GirLs joiN In ThE FuN......... wE ContInuE SwIM SwiM, PRaY PRaY TOgeThER.......... KhaIri KenA PassIon Of ChRiSt ManY TimE......... WaH, HiS niPPLe ReD COlOur OReaDi..... LucKilY NO MiLk.... If GOt MilK OReAdi BoCOr WanT.......... NiZaM OssO kEnA bUt NeVa KEnA PinCh BuT keNA BiTch SlAP....... KhEKheKhe.......... LuCkiLy I nEveR KenA........ We All tHen PlAy RuGbY.....WaH!!! mY BOdY KenA TaCkLe So VerY ThE PaiN...... ManY ManY LiNe....... WaH!!! MuSt EnDurE PaiN........ We PRaY PraY RugBy tHeN wE TiRed OrEadI We ResT....... ThEN We PlAy CapTaiN BaLL buT RuGbY STylE...... WaH So ConFuSe...... BuT ok Ok LAh..... At LeaSt NoT bOriNg........ We PRaY PRaY FoR A fEw MiNuTeS, ThEN We Go EaT aNd DriNk....... MakE MakE JokE......... I gOt MakE vIdeO CliP..... VeRy ThE niCe, SwEEt AnD fUnnY.... KhEkHeKhe........ We LauGh LauGh, PraY PRaY, ThEn We Go TakE ShoWeR..... ThE ShoWer vErY ThE SPoIL........ CaNnOt ShoWeR PrOPeRy.... BuT CaN AbiT AbiT ShOweR..... OnLY ThE WatEr LikE ShiT........ SprAy SprAy OveR heRe Over TheRE........... AftEr We ShoWeR We PAcK PAck ThiNgs............. ThEn We Go BaCk..... But WE nEvA GO bAck...... We Go FaR eAsT Go eAt SomE FooD............. OnLy raFiQ nEvEr foLLoW.......... wE EaT mAnY ManY RiCe, DiSh...... WaH VerY ThE fuLL.......... ThEn AfTeR EaT We BRaM!!!!!! BrAmBuS!!!! We SpLiT ThEn We Go HoMe......... I gO hOme I sTrAiGhT AwaY sLeeP...... SLeeP LaH StuPiD!!!!! PeoPLe TiReD OReAdY U StiLL waNt To ReaD SomEmoRe...... Go WaY..... SiAM TamPoH!!!!!!

ToDaE 10th MaY OreAdi....... BuT i WanT TO tAlK AboUt YeStErDae, 9th MaY...... yEsTeRDaE VeRy PoWeR ThE FuLL...... I Go See PeoPle Go RacE RaCe WitH MotOr......... LaTiP, HaPiS, NiZam OssO GOt Go......... GOt maNy NiCe MOtOr........ MaNy ManY PeoPle AlsO I GoT sEE........ SomE moRe I gO At NooN....... VerY VerY HoT.......... LucKy I gOt WeAr WhiTe ShiRt....... I ReaCh ThERe, I gO mAcDonAld FirSt...... GO bUy DrInK.......... DrINk ThEy SeLL VerY ExpeNsiVe at ThE ShoW..... I BuY iCe LemaN TeE........ We PacKet ThEn At ThE sHoW wE DrinK........ We ComE GOt ScrAmbLEr........ ThEy DoiNg ManY MAnY WheeLy....... VerY VerY niCe....... BuT VerY BorIng........ We WaiT LonG LonG....... TheN wE GO To StadIum SiT anD wE DriNk....... I dRinK mY IcE LeMan Tee juSt NoW i GOt PAckeT FroM MacDonAld......... We SiT anD SiT AnD sIt...... ThEn We GOt SaW my FriEnd, RicKy........ He OssO siT....... We MeeT HiM..... THeN We TaLk COck.......... ThEn I HeAr VerY LouD NoisE......... ThEy On ThEiR moToR OReAdi......... raCe WanT tO sTaRt OReaDi.... I VeRy HapPy........ 125Z MotOR Go RaCE first......... VerY VerY gooD........ ThEiR moTOr VerY vEry FasT.......... FasT buT noiSy........ fiRsT RaCe No ManY AcciDenT........ SecOnD rACE OssO 125Z MoTor..... BuT GOt SoniC MOtOr OssO....... SonIc MOtOR VeRy ThE NoiSy.......... NoisY LikE AerOPlAnE...... ThEn ThiRd RacE iS WavE MotOr............ AlSO VerY NoiSy....... AlSO sOunD LikE AerOplAne......... ThEn AfTeR thirD RaCe, GoT ScrAmblEr RaCe....... ScrAmBleR OssO VerY NoiSy..... buT NeVeR NoiSy likE AeRoPlanE...... NoisY LikE AeROplAnE fAthEr......... MorE NoisY ThaN AerOplAne....... AfTeR ScRamBlEr RacE, GoT VesPa RaCE......... OnlY GoT TwO VeSPa...... ONe gReeN ColOur AnD oNe BLaCk CoLouR....... VesPA nEvEr RacE At RacE cirCuiT...... vesPA RacE tO BeAcH rOad...... We gO BeAcH ROaD SEe WHiCh VesPa Win.... BuT BoTh SamE SamE...... No Win No LoSe..... AfTeR veSpA RaCe, we GO EaT FooD........ EaT FooD aT BeaCH rOaD KEDAi KoPi...... NoT KeDai KoPi DoLLaH........ KeDaI koPi DoLLaH GoT manY peOplE.... I Go EaT FriEd KwaY tEoW GorEnG..... I eAt FooD VerY niCe... ThEn I DrinK SugArCaNe WiTH LeMon.... ThEn wE Go MArinA BaY.... WanT tO sEE BaLooN... lAtiP saY GoT mAny ManY BalOOn.... We GOt MarInA BaY BuT We LoSs DiRecTiOn..... ThEn HaPiS lEaD ThE wAy.... At lAsT We GO reAch maRiNa BaY........... wE ReAcH mArinA Bay...... BuT NeVer SaW bAlOOn.... LaTiP sAy GoT mAny ManY BaLooN BuT I nEveR See MAnY manY BaLooN.... ThEn We Go OrcHaRd..... BuT BefOre Go ORchArd, We GO FinD PeTroL..... HaPiS MoToR No MoRe OiL.... wE Go RaFFlES GoT SPC PeTrOl StaTiOn....to be continue...

toDaY iS DaTe 6th MAy.... YeStERdaE iS dAte 5th MaY..... ToMMoRoW iS dAtE 7tH mAy...... BuT tODaE iS 6th MaY......... JuSt NoW I JuSt ComE FrOm WoRk....... I WhOlE DaY WoRk VeRy HaRd...... I WORk AnD WoRk AnD wOrk oNlY....... WHen I wOrk, I VerY SLeePy BeCaUse yEstErDaE I gO SenD My EldEr SiStEr Go StuDy....... ShE Go CLemenTi StUdY....... I AnD ShE gO CLeMenTi At 1aM........ ThEn AfTeR i SenD, I gO HomE AnD Go SLeeP........ I WakE uP 7:40am...... I VerY LatE FoR WoRk oReaDi........ I WorK lAte BuT I sTiLL RelAx..... I AlwAys NeVeR kAncOnG........ I gO tAkE sHowEr......AfTeR i Go TakE ShoWeR, I gO eAt BreAkFasT...... I EaT KoKoKrUnCh WiTh MiuLk.....ThEN I gO PacK FooD puT inSiDE TuPPerWarE..... I wAnT TO bRinG fOOd TO wORk..... ThEn I PuT tUppErwAre inSiDe mY HelMet BaG........ThEn I Go Down WiTh mY HelMEt BaG......... I gO On My MotOR.... Go On FOR 5 MinuTe tHen I bElaH...... ThEN go riDe SLoWly To woRk.........I REAcH CarPArk, I gO PuT coupoN pArkINg........ I DonT WanT tO SamAn.....AfTeR PArkinG AnD puT The couPon, I Go WorK...... I eNtEr WorK thEn TakE CaRd TO PuncH...... I sEE mY CaRd PunCh OReAdi..... I knoW MY FreN PuNch FoR mE BuT i CheCk onLY....... ThEn I gO Do WorK....... My suPErViSOR nEvA ScoLd me..... I aLsO DuNNo WhY ShE NeVeR ScoLd mE...... ShE aLWaYs scoLd Me BeCauSe I verY LATe BuT ToDaE She NeVeR ScoLd.........ThEn I gO sIt DoWn Do MY WorK....... I PuT On WaLkMan...... i GoT HeAr ShakE HiKaL GoT tALk....... He ManY TAlK TaLk unTiL 11:00.... I DuNNo WhAt He TalK...... LuCkiLy I knOw WhAt He GoT SaY.......... GoT ManY MAnY niCe MuSiC......... I muSt BrInG WalKman To WorK EvEryDaY BeCauSe EveRyDaY WalKmaN GoT niCE muSic........ niCe NIcE muSiC GoT makE me woRk HaRd.....BuT muSiC NiCE, My eYe cannOt TaHan.... ThEn LunCh TimE i GO tAke sleeP....... AFTEr SlEEp, i GO EaT FooD At My TuPPerWaRe........ TheN i GO BacK wOrk..... My SuPErViSoR Ask Me Do OveRtiMe....... I sAy CannoT.... tOdaY niGhT ThuRsdAe.... MuSt GO Home FaSt FaST........ I VeRy ScArE..... LuCKy i NoW aT hOme... NoW i RelAx At HomE..... I ThiNk ThinK ThiNk..... I DreAm DreAm DreAm...... LAtEr I WanT tO slEEp SLeeP sLeeP...... BuT i MuSt GO fiLL oIL At mY moTor........ So I gO TakE moToR to OiL StaTiOn NOw.......... Bai Bai...... (trang trang trang trang trang ke trang trang trang)

ThE 2nd dAy Of ThE MonTh........ I FeLL sO ShiTy....... I wAkE uP aT 1330......... I ComE hOmE YeStERDaE At 0100....... GO PoriSh BiKe WiTh HaFiDz AnD RaZaLee.......... ThEn WenT To BugIs WItH My ElDeR SiStER..... We TaKe BikE gO thErE...... I ThoUgHt I CaNNoT ReaCh PLaCE BeCauSe I DonT hAvE PEtroL...... BuT I GoT tHeRe....... StiLL gOt AbiT PEtROL on My BikE....... I gO SeiYu See mY YounGeR SiStER........ ThEn I gO uP sEE ManY tHingS....... I SeE CLotheS, I wanT TO buY...... I SeE ShoE, I aLso WanT to BuY...... BuT I SeE bAg, I DonT waNt tO buy......... AfTeR See Many ThingS AlreAdy, I ThinK bAck...... I thinK AnD tHinK AnD ThiNk...... TheN i rEmEmbER I fORgEt TO puT CoupOn..... I gO To My BikE BecauSe I ScArEd LAtER I WiLL geT sAmAn....... I gO ThEre See NoTHinG......... LuCkilY No SaMAn........ ThEn I GoT SeE OnE VesPa........ WhiTe ColouR...... VespA PArK BeSiDe Me....... I See vESpA VerY niCe....... ThEn My ElDEr SiStEr ComE........ I gO On MY bikE....... ThEn We Go FiLL PEtrOl $2.00..... ThEn Go HomE StrAighT....... TheN WaTcH MovIe, WeDDinG SingeR........ ThEn I go On MY LapTop....... I sEE MY WeBsITe....... THEn I Go UpDaTe........ ThEN I ThiNkinG.......I THiNking i WanT TO EaT Or NoT....... I aLso DuNNo.........

HaPPy LabouR DaE(english)............... SeLamAt HaRi LabOuR(malay)......... ChiN ChAnG ChonG ChEng(chinese)...... UnnE PaReGe MaLeH(tamil)..........SaBzZ...... MuLti rASiAL.................. ToDaY 1sT MaY........ YeAh YeAh...... MorNiNg I Go PRAy SoCCer wiTH My FriEnD...... I PRAy SoCCeR At YiShuN FieLd... I WakE up FrOM SLeeP aT 0900........ My FrIenD pHonE mE ManY tImE AnD I CaNNoT WakE up..... I CAnnOt SleeP SO I wAkE Up.... WhEn I WakE uP, My FrIenD PhonE Me AgAin....... AfTeR My FrIenD PhonE mE, I gO TakE ShoWeR... AfTER TakE ShoWeR, I See My MoThEr AnD FaThER AlReaDy Go MalAySiA...... I vErY SaD AnD LonELy...... I Am AlsO HunGrY..... I DonT HavE FooD TO EaT........ I nEvER EaT....... I Go TakE My BaG AnG GO PraY SoCCer...... ThEn I fOrGeT takE HeLmET....... I gO HomE TO TakE HeLmEt...... AfTEr TakE HeLmEt, I gO On My MotOR.........ThEn I Go To PetrOl StAtIOn...... I FiLL PetrOl onlY One doLLaR.... I FeeL EmBarrAsEd..... BuT GooD, NoW I gOT PETroL tO mOve......... I GO See MY FriEnD aT BuKit PanjANG...... I ReAcH BuKiT PAnjAnG, I gO To ThE BuS StoP.... My FrIenD WaiT mE aT ThE buS StoP.... I rEaCh ThErE, TheN wE Go To FiEld TOgeThEr....... My FrIenD FiRdauS TakE my bikE........ I DrivE He bEhinD me....... We Go YisHuN..... We ArrIVE ThEre, I VerY HungrY...... My fRiENd SaDiKin GiVe ME FooD..... I EaT..... I DonT fEEL HunGrY......... We PRaY SoCcEr AfTeR i EaT....... aFTeR PRAy SoCCeR, We LoSe...... aFtEr PRaY SoCcer, I sEE timE..... (intermission) I rEaCh HomE 2130..... I oN CompUtEr.... I Go My WeBsiTe..... I wRitE poSt....... AfTEr I WriTe PoST, I WanT to PoRiSh MotOr WiTh mY FrienD aPis...... Im GoinG TO poRisH MoTor oReAdi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!